We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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