How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Fuck appropriateness.
The best revenge is premature balding
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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