Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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