in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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