New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
