Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
You've changed since you got that strap on
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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