Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Randomize
