The maid of honor just puked.
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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