its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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