Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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