Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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