Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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