she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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