Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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