Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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