how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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