I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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