so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
NoShamevember. You game?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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