Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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