I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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