you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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