big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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