Its about making memories worth repressing
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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