What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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