I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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