I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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