you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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