I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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