In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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