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My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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