I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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