piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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