You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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