the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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