Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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