I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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