You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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