i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I think people are normalizing furries
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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