i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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