Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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