Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I would ride that face into the sunset
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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