i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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