wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
