Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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