I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Be still, my beating vagina.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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