new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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