You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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