capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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