OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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