Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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