you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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