Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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