Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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