When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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